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The Pirates of the Pathetic Plot

The MSTs

Welcome to our MSTs. Be warned - we are slightly crazy. With that in mind, note that these are in chronological order. Unless ortherwise noted, MSTs are done without permission. Updates'll happen as we have time to do sit around and do them. ^_^


Mr. Chalk Outline (original)  -  Complete

In which a chalk outline runs up a hallway, people can see in pitch black, and Jack implodes. Come with us as we see optical-illusion-mastering pirates and search for....something. The story finally comes to a screeching halt, and no one is surprised with the ending. No one. Tears and death and polka - you don't wanna miss this.

Chapter 1 - Chalk Outlines and Random Kisses
Chapter 2 - Pitch Black Stupidity
Chapter 3 - Gunshots and Polka
Chapter 4 - An Astonishing Conclusion


The Invincible Cannot Die (original misplaced)  -  Complete

In which we discuss the immortality of the invincible, discover something small on Jack's person, and Foamers makes a cameo appearance whilst escaping from a box.

Chapter 1 - A Thief in a Pretty Dress


The Notice (originally an email)  -  Complete

Fanfiction.net administration laid the smackdown. And we didn’t care. Join us in mocking their feeble attempts at intimidation.

The Notice


No Answers (original misplaced)  -  Complete

Quite possibly the worst instance of Suedom we’ve yet seen. Watch as Ick curses in German, Eek obsesses over possessive apostrophes, and a ‘Sue is good Samaritan. And that’s only the prologue.  A Sue can’t stop buckling, a plane crash isn’t all that memorable, and someone spikes a baby.

Prologue - The MegaSue
Chapter 1 - Bad Names and Buckling


UnHappily Ever After (original)  -  Complete

A horribly long chapter in which Gandalf is insensitive, Legolas and Aragorn are a couple, and no can seem to keep their name straight. Though there are more chapters (a LOT more chapters), this is a one-shot for us. Topped out at twenty-two pages!

Chapter 1 - Name Changes


A Whole Lot of Stars (original)  -  Complete

A prologue/first chapter that defeats its own purposes. Yoda won't go away, and Legolas cackles more times than anyone is comfortable with.  Another one-shot for the Pirates. Whoo!

Chapter 1 - The Prologue


Eternity...or Something  (original)   -   Complete

Our first Harry Potter MST - and two chapters at once! Boggle at the 'Sue of indeterminant background. Marvel at the complete lack of punctuation. Giggle at the analogies. And spork! Spork away!

Chapter 1 - 2  -  One Too Many Sweeties Before Dinner


We Noticed After All  (original)   -   In Progress

Our second Harry Potter MST, this time with more madness! And, oh, is it mad.  American writers are shamelessly American in an English fandom, Hogwarts develops a blanket-case of ADD, everyone poofs around without Apparating, and all this good wholesome fun is tempered by the single most confusing cast of characters ever conceived. Abandon hope, all ye who search for goodfic.

Part 1  -  The Taming of the Crew
Part 2  -  Madness, Thy Name is Plot Twist
Part 3  -  Double, Double, Toil, and Touble
Part 4  -  The Lady Doth Protest Too Much

Chatting With Lupin  (original)   -   In Progress

With Trusty Uck momentarily indisposed, Eek and Ick are forced to hurl themselves headlong into the wild and whirling world of fanfiction alone. Or, dually. We cover that, as well. Lupin develops an unusual...dare we say, attraction for some of his students.  Join us? *wink*

Prologue  -  Bad!Ass!Rebel!Lupin (of sorts)




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